November 04, 2008

For Those About To Manele...

… We Salute You!  

It’s exactly one year ago from my last Corporate Blog at iMedia, when they kicked me out of the management team and then sold my shares with a huge discount to NCH. Now I am back with Rockmedia, the fuck-up of fuck-ups… Though Rockmedia was established at the beginning of this year, we were quiet about it, as I don't have any money to advertise. Plus that as a lot of work was needed to establish a viable internet start-up platform, while iMedia is still hosting our servers, because we have no cash for other options. I mean the team, the location, putting all the projects on track, tricking the employees into believing I actually have money, etc… I mean today, it is amazing to see that we are already over 50 people working under Rockmedia umbrella…Poor idiots!

What is Rockmedia? I mean Rockmedia wants to be a creative hub for internet related projects (LOL), to grow and become economically viable. In other words to stop losing money. When a project begins to produce enough revenue to grow on its own, we then spin it off in a separate company. Thus, when we get one of our firms into bankruptcy, we just move everybody else to a fresh and clean company. I mean just like Rockmedia and BMG. An example is www.BizCampus.ro. I mean also, Rockmedia will include other projects or companies that may not look so “internet related” but that actually have great potential in that field. Like when we had no more money for Campaign and Stuff, we just pretended to move them online. Voila, problem solved! Here again I have a clear example: www.vista.ro. I cannot remember what kind of example that was, but I mean dude, whatever...

We will work, play with each other, explore our inner-selves in a mystic spyral. We will fail, succeed, close down some projects and develop others. I mean you've seen us fail. And boy, we can fail, but I had to say something about developing others. Like when we developed DailyBusiness, when we had their banners on BizCity. This is part of the process. We will work in-house, but we will also work with outside partners that will add value to our projects and forget about getting paid.

So… Are You Ready To Manele?

7 comments:

jojo said...

Asa se razbuna unul (sau mai multi) din idiotii care a(u) fost dat(i) afara pentru incompetenta grasa...

Rachad El Jisr said...

lol, jenanto/ule, vrei sa iti dau un copy din mai multe discutii si mailuri ca sa vedem cine a fost incompetent?

jojo said...
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jojo said...

D-le ziarist (numai un ziarist poate sa fie in halul asta de ordinar cum sunt persoanele care au demarat operatiunea bloguri de razbunare)! Du-te si invata o meserie. De altceva decat glume proaste si barfe de kkt esti in stare? Cand te relaxezi tu singurel la baie nu se pune ;) Ai tu emailuri despre incompententa altcuiva decat a ta (voastra)? Le astept cu interes...

Adina said...

bai ceva e sigur. cu siguranta esti mai citit acum decat ai fost vreodata cu jurnalist

Rachad El Jisr said...

@jojo - what I do in my bathroom or who I go to movies with is none of your sheezniss, though I feel you are just craving for a peek. It's fine, curiosity is good. Try to look under your belly and decide whether you're a he, she or, my assumption, an it.

@adina - much love to you too. Thank you for your totally not worthless opinion!

jojo said...

Cum vine vorba de fapte schimbam vorba, tipic pentru ziaristi... Ma uitai si sub my belly da nu vazui decat o ceafa de ziarist, iti place ce ai in gura?